1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Having done so, one would come to a singular inescapable conclusion: namely, that, horrifying as it sounds, the secret relationship between these two families helped to trigger the Age of Terror and give rise to the tragedy of 9/11.
Yes, I am reading House of Bush, House of Saud. Pretty interesting so far.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My 2003 Form W-2 Wage and Tax Statement from the University of Georgia, who withheld $3.08 in Federal Income Tax and $0.89 in Georgia Income Tax
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Simpsons, the episode where Bart gets bitten by a Chinese mosquito and has to live in a bubble.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
12:27
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
12:29… Not too bad.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
SmoothJazz.com and the fan in my room.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Came home from work approz. 6:00, been here ever since.
8. Before you came to this Web site, what did you look at?
The AIM window. I’m chatting with Matt…
9. What are you wearing?
Basketball shorts and an undershirt, my common “lounging around the apartment” outfit.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yeah, had a weird dream where my roommate was synthesizing drugs in my bathroom. Kind of offended me.
11. When did you last laugh?
When on the phone with Heather about 15 minutes ago.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
My framed diplomas and the photos I made, printed and framed for Heather’s birthday.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
I can’t really say I have.
14: What is the last film you saw?
Dawn of the Dead. Awesome. Really, really good movie.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A car. Mine is really hurting. I rolled over 200,000 miles last month.
17: Tell me something about you that I don’t know.
My favorite menu item at Taco Bell is the Chili Cheese Burrito, with sour cream added.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I’d probably make the intellectual barrier to entry for surviving much higher, so that the average intelligence on the planet would rapidly increase. We could accomplish a lot more in a few generations.
19: Do you like to dance?
Somewhat. In the right environment it can be kind of fun.