Fantastic 18-year-old Mayor


This photo could not be any more staged

This 18-year-old kid was all over the news because he was elected mayor of his Michigan town, by a write-in vote, defeating the incumbent mayor. This was actually a political fantasy of mine when I was about 12. I daydreamed that I’d go door-to-door and solicit my whole town, and since I’d shake everyone’s hand, and my opponent probably wouldn’t, I’d have the edge. I imagined some bigwig incumbent reading the results and going “Whaaa???” over his morning coffee. Of course, I knew nothing about politics, but I was enamored with the idea nonetheless.


4 Responses to “Fantastic 18-year-old Mayor”

  1. Amber



    So the moral of the story is… sometimes delusions of grandeur can pay off?

  2. Garrett



    Well, I don’t know about delusion in the case of the mayor. I don’t have any information about his state of mind besides what’s in the linked article. *I* was very obviously deluded, but that’s self-evident since I’m obviously not the mayor of anything.

    Last time I checked.

  3. duane



    I have never ever heard of this working. I remember in high school where people would right in deez nuts and shit like that. Wouldn’t it of been great if deez nuts became the president of our school from a write in? Nice.

    Congrats to the kid! That is cool!

  4. Amber



    Saw a clip of him on the Daily Show… he was all like, “I’ll be in school from 7:00-2:00, and do mayor stuff from 3:00-6:00.”

    Jon Stewart: “Three hours? What, does he think he’s the President?”

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