Seriously, does anyone want to eat pizza out of a baked cone? Wouldn’t I just look like an idiot eating, like, ham and eggs or chicken quesadilla out of what is basically an ice cream cone?

With its easy-to-handle shape, the Crispy Cone is the food you’ll love to eat on the move. Whether in the car, the mall, or walking down the street, the Crispy Cone lets you enjoy its delicious, hassle-free flavors while shuffling through your MP3, driving your car, working at your desk or talking on your cell phone.

I want to see the infomercial for this… Desaturated video of an old dude walking down the street eating ham and eggs from expensive china, and he trips and spills it all over his shirt, breaking the china plate as well. ” There’s got to be a better way!” he screams.

Voiceover: Introducing the Crispy Cone! All the fun of an ice cream cone, with all the tasty goodness of Chicken Teriyaki.

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It made the rounds earlier this week, but in case you missed it, I recommend this piece in Radar online… Especially the anecdotes about Don Young and (of course) Cynthia McKinney.

Bonus: Reason magazine explains why libertarians just might like Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Heather and I enjoy the show, but I’m not sure I cared too much about the politics in the first place. The author of the piece is, I suppose, saying that in comparison to The West Wing, the politics of the show are more palatable.

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Yes, we lost. And yes, from now until 12:00am, next Sunday morning, this blog will be prison jumpsuit orange.

I don’t want to talk about it.