Garrett M. Vonk

Seriously, does anyone want to eat pizza out of a baked cone? Wouldn’t I just look like an idiot eating, like, ham and eggs or chicken quesadilla out of what is basically an ice cream cone?

With its easy-to-handle shape, the Crispy Cone is the food you’ll love to eat on the move. Whether in the car, the mall, or walking down the street, the Crispy Cone lets you enjoy its delicious, hassle-free flavors while shuffling through your MP3, driving your car, working at your desk or talking on your cell phone.

I want to see the infomercial for this… Desaturated video of an old dude walking down the street eating ham and eggs from expensive china, and he trips and spills it all over his shirt, breaking the china plate as well. ” There’s got to be a better way!” he screams.

Voiceover: Introducing the Crispy Cone! All the fun of an ice cream cone, with all the tasty goodness of Chicken Teriyaki.