Garrett M. Vonk

Yogurt… the official food of women.

“Americans today don’t have a problem with debt. They have a problem with out-of-control spending. Debt is simply the result. The truth is, you can’t out-earn dumb spending.”

HAS HE THE SEMBLANCE OF A HARLOT???

Heh, we were just pondering the arcane pricing schemes employed by the taxi industry this past weekend…

“A Colorado school district is defending its decision to punish a third grader for sniffing a Sharpie marker.” Oh, that’s totally reasonable. Great job, school!

Hooray for huge databases of DNA that will never have deleterious effects on the innocent… Oh, wait.

Point.

Counterpoint.

Oh, no! It’s a… whatever the word for “not a disaster” is!

A great, heartwarming, uplifting comic strip from the always-funny xkcd.

Fair enough. We used to ride our bikes for miles all over town, and I don’t recall anyone accusing my parents of child abuse.

Well, that’s sensible.

Amber recommended this one. Hilarious.

The legislature actually took into consideration a realistic concern for law-abiding adults who drink and passed a sensible law to address the concern? Pinch me.

Shipping vessel adds kite/sail/parachute-looking thing and saves $1,000 a day on fuel. Looks promising!